I’m in Berlin at the annual Theatertreffen theatre festival, where I’ve had the opportunity to see a wide variety of shows – different companies offering different kinds of performances, tackling different kinds of subjects, offering different kinds of styles … and yet I’ve observed a few features that seem to be there consistently across all these productions. Herewith a few of them:
- People shout a lot. Not just project their voices, not just raise them in a heightened emotional state. They shout. They rant. They rave. And they wander around the stage while they do it. (Okay, sometimes, they sit in one place.)
- It rains. I don’t know how expensive it is to handle all that plumbing, but it sure rains a lot in these shows. Global warming?
- Someone is going to make a point of eating something to express some deep emotional meaning. It might be dirt. It might be a raw potato.
- Someone, male or female, is going to be wearing a stunning pair of stilettos.
- Someone is going to get something smeared across his or her chest, face, or other body parts. It might be food, it might be blood, it might be excrement.
- Someone, usually a man, is going to be reduced to his underwear. And as often as not it’s going to be girlie underwear, too.
- Someone, usually a man, is going to be subjected to (simulated!) involuntary coitus with another man.
- The curtain call is going to take a very, very long time.